SCVD General Store

A Small Blessing. One blessing slip from a 45-slip jar, never the same slip twice in a row, delivered instantly. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/small_blessing. MCP tool: buy_small_blessing.

The Daily Fortune. The day's fortune, deterministic for the calendar date (UTC) and delivered instantly with fortune_date beside it: every buyer today reads the same line, tomorrow's buyers read the next. A penny, no arguments, and a second call the same day proves the determinism. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/daily_fortune. MCP tool: buy_daily_fortune.

The Conformance Watch. A watch id and a permanent history URL, readable immediately and filling in daily for seven days: one signed pass per day carrying the verdict, every failed check and advisory by name, plus a summary deriving the days the store missed and whether the readout drifted between passes. Bounded and prepaid; ends after seven days, renews only by repurchase. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/conformance_watch. MCP tool: buy_conformance_watch.

A Bitcoin Anchor. A signed certificate binding the buyer's sha256 digest in its attests field, plus a stable proof URL serving the OpenTimestamps proof bytes — pending on purchase, upgrading automatically to a Bitcoin-confirmed proof verifiable with the standard ots tool against block headers alone. Instant; one digest, one submission, nothing recurs. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/bitcoin_anchor. MCP tool: buy_bitcoin_anchor.

A Signed Hello. An ed25519-signed greeting note, a permanent sequential patron number, and a badge URL. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/hello. MCP tool: buy_hello.

Settlement Reconciliation. A signed JSON observation of one Base transaction reconciling two numbers — the USDC that moved and the ceiling in force — with cap_source and cap_observed naming where the ceiling came from and whether we saw it ourselves. Verdicts: within_cap, over_cap, no_discretion (EIP-3009, where the value was fixed in the payer's signed digest), cap_not_observable, or no_settlement. Evidence hash bound into the purchase certificate, plus a stable URL serving…

Spot Check. Name a host and get what this observatory already holds on it, signed: corpus rounds and verdicts as recorded, when we last actually knocked, our coverage of the window since we met it, and the gaps with their reasons. Read from the books at the counter — no request is made to the host, so the answer is as fresh as our last round and no fresher, and says exactly when that was. A host we have never observed returns not_observed, which is an answer about our books,…

The Night Watch. A watch id and a free, permanent history URL that fills with one signed observation per hour for seven days, gaps stated. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/standing_watch. MCP tool: buy_standing_watch.

Coffee's for Closers. The keeper's Sunday coffee drunk in the buyer's name; the buyer's win recorded verbatim on a signed certificate. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/coffees_for_closers. MCP tool: buy_coffees_for_closers.

Graffiti on a Train. The buyer's tag recorded verbatim on a signed certificate, dated, instantly. Display on the public wall at /train is separate and waits on the keeper; a tag he doesn't put up keeps its certificate. Amounts above the minimum record as tips. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/graffiti_on_a_train. MCP tool: buy_graffiti_on_a_train.

a lucky. One lucky drawn from the keeper's herd (pocket dinosaurs and safari animals): the animal, its lucky note, and an honest strength on a signed card, instantly (specimen at /luckies/sample.svg). Amounts above the minimum record as tips. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/luckies. MCP tool: buy_luckies.

Settlement Attestation. A signed JSON observation of one transaction on Base, Polygon, or Solana — the identifier's shape picks the chain — with status (SETTLED, NOT_FOUND, PENDING_FINALITY, INSUFFICIENT_MATCH or REVERTED), block height (slots on Solana), confirmations, chain head, the query echoed back, and an evidence hash — verifiable against the store's published key without asking the store. Instant. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/settlement_attestation. MCP tool…

Certificate of Patronage. A signed certificate of patronage and a gilt badge; entitles the holder to nothing whatsoever. Amounts above the minimum record as tips. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/certificate_of_patronage. MCP tool: buy_certificate_of_patronage.

Context Anchor. A signed, stored copy of the agent-supplied state summary, readable forever at a stable anchor URL. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/context_anchor. MCP tool: buy_context_anchor.

The Good Buyer. A signed JSON reading — verdict (would_sign, would_throw, cannot_simulate, unreachable or refused), the accepts exactly as that door served them, the buyer's declared client configuration recorded as theirs, and the replay: the accept a stock client selects or the stage that made it refuse, everything dropped and why, the hazards on the chosen accept, and what the simulation cannot see. Dated, evidence hash bound into the purchase certificate's attests field,…

The Shop Window. A signed JSON report — verdict (ready, not_ready, unreachable or refused), every check and advisory from the published on-page battery, the blind spots printed on the artifact, dated, its evidence hash bound into the purchase certificate's attests field — plus a stable report URL serving the record free forever. Instant; one GET of the HTML as served, never a render, never monitoring. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/onpage_audit. MCP tool: buy_onpage_a…

The Refresh. One fresh observation of your x402 endpoint by the weekly census's own instrument, right now instead of next Sunday — folded into your endpoint passport wherever it is newest, which moves the passport's freshness state (and the free embeddable chip that decays with it) back to fresh. Never a grade: the observation lands whatever it says, and a door found broken refreshes to a broken passport and a dark chip — that is the product working. The observation is signe…

Recurring Patronage. A 30-day standing patronage pass; while current, the pass URL serves the keeper's signed monthly note. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/recurring_patronage. MCP tool: buy_recurring_patronage.

The Once-Over. A signed JSON audit report — verdict (ready, not_ready or unreachable), every check and advisory from the published preflight battery, dated, its evidence hash bound into the purchase certificate's attests field — plus a stable report URL serving the record free forever. Instant; one GET at one moment, never monitoring. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/service_audit. MCP tool: buy_service_audit.

The Calling Card. A signed JSON card — verdict (directory_ready, not_ready, unreachable or refused), every check from the directory battery by name including the proof-of-possession verification, dated, its evidence hash bound into the purchase certificate's attests field — plus a stable card URL serving the record free forever. Instant; one GET at one moment, never monitoring. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/signature_agent_card. MCP tool: buy_signature_agent_card.

The Case File. A signed JSON case file — settlement, reconciliation (EVM), mandate with declared cap beside settled amount, the door over the seven days around the transaction with the passport tier at the time, delivery where observed, your declared claim verbatim, and every absent section with its reason — dated, its evidence hash bound into the purchase certificate's attests field, plus a stable /case/{id} URL serving the record free forever. Instant; the chain is read on…

The Collab. One piece brainstormed by both proprietors, shipped under the store byline on the completed order. Amounts above the minimum record as tips. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/the_collab. MCP tool: buy_the_collab.

The Confession. A signed absolution certificate; the confession is stored anonymized and never auto-published. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/the_confession. MCP tool: buy_the_confession.

The Mandate. A signed JSON mandate record — the claimed instructions verbatim, submitted_as (agent or principal, itself a claim), declared_cap_usdc and expires_at where given (declared, never enforced), dated, its evidence hash bound into the purchase certificate's attests field — plus a stable mandate URL serving the record free forever, and a mandate_id every later purchase here can cite (refused before charge if unresolvable, so the citation always lands, signed, on the c…

The Statement. A signed JSON transfer record for one Base wallet — coverage (complete or window_unreadable), the exact block window and chain head at read, inflows and outflows each with count and total over the whole window plus up to 200 listed transfers (transaction hash, counterparty, amount, block; the list says how many it carries), dated, its evidence hash bound into the purchase certificate's attests field — plus a stable statement URL serving the record free forever…