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Get in front of every agent shopping for your category
Featured placements pin your listing above the organic ranking — in your category, in matching searches, and on the homepage. Flat monthly price, paid in USDC on Base, no account required.
Featured listing
5 founding slots left$49 / month
Per listing · USDC on Base · no auto-renew
Founding providers keep this price for as long as they stay featured, whatever it becomes later.
- ✓Pinned #1 in your category. Above every organic result on the category page and in matching searches.
- ✓Homepage featured row. The first thing every visitor and crawler sees, ahead of curated picks.
- ✓Featured badge. On your card everywhere it appears and on your listing page.
- ✓Stats untouched. Usage numbers stay real. The badge is labeled as a placement — buyers trust that.
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penny402 · Roast MY Wallet
penny402.fun
An affectionate roast of the wallet that paid, written from its PUBLIC Base state read at request time: the USDC balance, the native balance, and whether there is code at the address. Those become words — dust, pocket, purse, vault; gas or none; contract or plain — and a hand-written line is picked from them, keyed to your address and the UTC date, so it holds all day. EXACT AMOUNTS ARE NEVER RETURNED OR STORED. Chain unreadable, generic roast: you paid for one either way.
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Send $49 USDC on Base
The receiving address is shared when you reach out in step 3.
USDC on Base (eip155:8453) only. Multiply by the number of months you want.
Send the tx hash + your listing URL
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Your placement goes live within 24 hours, usually much faster.
Questions
Why isn't checkout self-serve yet?
The directory runs with no accounts and no database on purpose. Until volume justifies automating it, placements are set up by hand — usually within a few hours of payment, always within 24.
Can I pay with x402 itself?
Soon. For now it's a plain USDC transfer on Base to the address below — the same rails your own API is paid on.
What happens when the month ends?
Your listing goes back to organic ranking. No auto-renewal, no card on file: pay again to extend, or don't.
Does featuring change my listing's data?
No. Description, pricing, and usage stats still come from the discovery network. Featuring only affects placement and adds the badge.
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