penny402 · Roast MY Wallet

import { wrapFetchWithPayment } from "@x402/fetch";
import { privateKeyToAccount } from "viem/accounts";

const account = privateKeyToAccount(process.env.PRIVATE_KEY);
const fetchWithPay = wrapFetchWithPayment(fetch, account);

const res = await fetchWithPay("https://penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet", {
  method: "POST",
  headers: { "Content-Type": "application/json" },
  body: JSON.stringify({}),
});
const data = await res.json();

curl -X POST \
  "https://penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet" \
  -H "Content-Type: application/json" \
  -d '{}' \
  -H "X-PAYMENT: <signed x402 payment>"

{
  "date": "2026-09-02",
  "mechanic": "your public Base balances are read at request time (USDC, native, and whether there is code at the address), bucketed into the words in `read`, and a hand-written line is picked from the bucket by the `payer` and `date` above — so the same wallet gets the same roast until midnight UTC. Exact amounts are never returned, never stored, and never used for anything but choosing the joke. If nothing could be read, `read` is null and the generic roast is served: you paid, so you get a roast either way.",
  "note": "reads your balances, not your soul",
  "payer": "0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000",
  "read": {
    "eth_bucket": "some",
    "kind": "eoa",
    "usdc_bucket": "pocket"
  },
  "roast": "One or two affectionate lines about the shape of your wallet, drawn for your address and this date."
}